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Sex Frogs...Only $20 each! - written on the 29th Mar 2008 - 14:24 - Message #1
A beautiful, well-endowed, young blonde lady goes to her local pet store in
search of an exotic pet. She spots a box full of frogs. The sign says:
"sex Frogs...Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete
instructions)." The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's
watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll
take one." As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads
the instructions carefully:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog on the bed.

Following the instructions exactly, she quickly gets into bed with the
frog. Nothing happens. The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset.
She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper, "If

you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." She
calls and is told by the salesman, "I had some complaints earlier today.

I'll be right over." Within five minutes he is ringing her doorbell and
is welcomed in. "See, I've done everything according to the instructions
and the damn frog just sits there," she tells him.

He picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and says, "Listen to
me, froggy. I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
Nog
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Frogs - written on the 29th Mar 2008 - 14:58 - Message #2

A university decided to find how high frogs can jump, so they put six on to a table and the whole group of students shouted JUMP - they then measured the average height and decided it was 4ft.

The prof then told the group to cut one leg off each of the frogs and repeat the experiment - that time the frogs jumped an average of 3ft

Prof then instructed them to cut one more leg off, which they did and the experiment was repeated - this time with two legs, they jumped an average of 2ft

Repeated again, with one leg left they averaged only 1ft ft high

Finally without any legs the group shouted JUMP and ................ nothing. They tried several more times and ................... nothing!

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Conclusion by the group
 

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When you cut off all the legs off a frog - They become deaf !


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